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I Are Returned

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 22:15:37 +0000

Hello.... Name is Woozie, a lot of you don't know me, but probably know my old alias, Shy-Person.

Anyway, I am finally return.... From wandering around the net.

Read Me Some Japanese Comics, I Did.

Sun, 02 May 2010 18:36:50 +0000

How uncharacteristically sad of me.

Regardless, you may be interested in what I read, because as you are no doubt well aware, my tastes in everything are without equal (sans women, humor and socially acceptable behavior). I'll even go out of my way to provide links for the titles that I read for your convenience.

Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer / Wakusei no Samidare / Hoshi no Samidare

http://www.mangafox.com/manga/wakusei_no_samidare/

Don't be put off by "Biscuit Hammer"; it has nothing to do with food. Terrific, an A+ read.

Deadman Wonderland

http://www.mangafox.com/manga/deadman_wonderland/

Not necessarily for the faint of heart and it kind of turns into shit around halfway through, but I enjoyed it regardless.

That's all for now. If I ever feel like hating myself more than I do now, I'll read something else and post it here. 'Til then, feel free to flog my ego for my amazing literary preferences.

It Would Seem...

Sun, 25 Apr 2010 17:45:10 +0000

I never made one, it got deleted, or i didnt have my eyes open when i looked for my intro...

SO!!

Hello, Im Ezrog / Aaron or any other name you may decide to call me.

This being one of only two forums i have an unbanned account for, Im gonna be be sticking my penis inside your server box for my own amusement.

Good day to you!

Affiliate Link For Animeappeal

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 18:46:02 +0000

I need you to remove my link as soon as possible.

Webbsupport Is Closed Down

Sun, 11 Apr 2010 20:44:12 +0000

The hosting is the royal pits. 10 minutes to get there and 15 minute page loads. I'm on a 32Mb cable service and that's downright unacceptable.
So until or if the hosting issue gets squared away, the forum is closed and my VB4 tut's are at AnimeAppeal. I'll be installing a redirect to AA from there.

Stories On The Fly

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 02:02:26 +0000

Apr 9, 10

Since it's on the fly, I don't read over what I write.

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Me and my sister were close. We went to school together, did our homework together, played together, and even took our baths together. We did everything with each other. Unfortunately, she died one day in the midst of a kitchen fire.

Our parents were always neglecting us and were fighting with each other a lot. So it was up to me to take care of both of us. We had to wake ourselves up and get to school. The only time our parents ever supported us is when we did something wrong and they would beat us.

One day, we were hungry and there was no more food in the fridge. We hadn't seen our parents for some time either. I thought they were on another one of those trips they take. The one where mom comes back with a man and the one where dad comes back all bloodied up.

My sister opened the fridge and found some eggs still yet uncooked. I decided to make scrambled eggs, it shouldn't be too hard, I saw my mom make it all the time. I opened the cabinet and dragged out a pan. I took the stool from the living room so I could reach the stove. I smashed the eggs into the pan and put it on high. As the eggs were smoking, I tried to take them out with the spatula but it stuck. So I used my hands instead. Needless to say, I burned myself. I told my sister to try to get the eggs out as I go to the bathroom to cool my hands down.

As I soothed my hands in the cold water, I smelled something burning. I quickly ran to the kitchen. She was on fire. Literally on fire. I was too scared to do anything. I ran outside our house. To where? I don't know. When I came back, the house was surrounded by fire trucks and police cars.

I didn't see our parents ever since. I was sent to an orphanage and was never picked up. I left the place on my own and found steady employment.

Apr 6, 10

So, let's just assume I'm surfing the net and I have the sudden urge to write a story, maybe even in the John. These are extremely short stories, or I could even say incomplete stories with either some climaxes or whatever. Like me jotting down random story ideas. I won't save any of these unless I find them to be actually good so yeah.

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1.

His hands bound by chains, he attempted to feed himself using only his feet. The slab of chicken coated with cream sauce slipped out of his toes over and over again. He began to get frustrated, grabbing harder and harder each time he tried. It tore in two. He had it, he ripped his hands off and fell flat on his face. He gnawed at the food that laid before him, finding his hunger to overwhelm the pain.

A woman stood behind a magical wall that only she could see through. She gave a chuckle as she began to pleasure herself at the sight of his suffering. It was dusk and still more to be done.

Hentai Priest

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 03:59:11 +0000

This story, I don't know how many have read it, started off on either Jihen or an old forum I used to go to. I can't remember my inspiration for writing this, but you know what, I'm gonna try to finish it this time around. The first chapter is the only chapter I revised. Everything after will only have spelling and grammar checks.

Chapter 1

In some religions, priests are never allowed to marry anyone or even touch that subject, let alone dance around it. According to them, they're married to God and even have a ring given to them by the church to prove it. This meant that they can't cheat on God. Because if they cheat on God, they'll go to hell. This thought didn't cross the minds of priests since they have already decided on this long ago. But this man's story is different.

Let's take a look back at his childhood. At a young age, he was already interested on how a female's body worked. His family had a special trait that allowed them to instantly know if something was different from the day before. Such as if someone dared to touch someone else's money or even the slight difference in where the door was originally positioned from before. Despite being obvious or not, they'll notice it.

He instantly noticed a difference on the female's chests. They were expanding. Back then, he didn't know what this was all about. He was at the age where sex was still a mystery to him and anything arousing was still locked deep inside. Finding this oddly peculiar, he decided to dive in deeper.

His family also had another trait. Their minds develop to their most mature state in just a few years of from their births. Being able to process information faster and remembering things better, they can easily become the smartest on Earth. Much of his siblings are already presidents of some countries, lead scientists in science, or doctors that already discovered the cure to the most severe of diseases.

This made his entire family rich and possess nearly the world's whole economy. The boy lives in luxary and usually enjoys learning more about things he doesn't know about. Like why the sky's blue, or why people die. With libraries full of information on nearly every subject (Ranging from cardboard to Metal Gear Solid), he could easily find out.

With these resources at his disposal, he immediately learned the next lesson in life: puberty. But he was more interested with a female's development rather than male's. Taking observations such as expansion rates and sizes of each of their breasts, he turned into what we call today, a pervert.

This continued onto high school where he discovered more subjects to be researched. He began to divide the different types of breasts into different catagories. This soon went out of hand where he was confiscated of all his research when he began physically testing the subjects. He soon changed his ways and began to learn religion and became a priest in order to repent for what he has done for all those years.

At first, he thought it was a genius of a plan but when he learned he could never marry a woman or even as to so much date them, he regretted the idea and wanted to back away. To not be able to love anyone else but God. To never be able to taste of the forbidden fruit... But it was too late. His graduation into priest hood was imminent.

This brings us to today. The year doesn't matter. Technology is growing at a rapid rate as well as harmony across nations. Only small troubles remain with delinquents and retards:

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"Hey dude."

"Yeah?"

"Want a fruit punch?"

"Sure! That'll be swell!"

"Here's some fruit.. and here's the punch!"

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The main character of this story doesn't have a real name. When he was concieved at birth, his parents forgot to name him because of their busy lives. He was referred as "He" or "Boy". But during high school, after the accident that changed his life, he was nicknamed Hentai (search it up on Google).

Continuing on, Hentai is busy sweeping the stairs of his chapel as usual. His chapel is in a rundown alley way where no one of a good heart comes through anymore. Believe it or not, priests draw out of a hat to decide which chapel they're in charge of. Sadly, Hentai's luck was bad.

Hentai never had any luck. Instead, all he had was bad luck. One time, he was supposed to get a set of encylopedias for his birthday since he was still in the age of curiosity. But he got a dirty book instead. It wasn't exactly bad luck but... maybe he was lucky but depends on what you want and don't want, I guess.

Changing the subject, he's been sweeping and sweeping in the same spot for ages. Will he ever get the place clean? No matter how much he swings that broom, dust just keeps flying.

Hentai sighed and rested the broomstick on his shoulder. "Boy, it's hot today," he said wiping the sweat from his forehead.

Global warming was still in effect. It was discovered that it wasn't the atmosphere's problem, but actually the Earth was being drawn closer to the sun. Who would've thought?

Scientists have thought this to be slander but they only bit their tongues when they found out it took three days less to get to the sun from Earth. Also a small bit to add, scientists have also developed a spaceship that can fly through the sun. Inside of the sun is actually another colony ready to invade Earth. Luckily, the spaceship destroyed their entire city and caused their heat resistant barrier to fade away.

Hentai looked at the sky and noticed clouds were gathering. "I should head inside before it starts to rain."

Right, Hentai went back inside his chapel and closed the doors behind him. A lot of porno magazines and dirty videos were lying around the chapel. He had some bad people come in before who decided to jack off inside considering most of Earth is always on camera.

Hentai's chapel is one of the only places that isn't built with a camera installed since nothing interesting ever happens there. Being the priest he is, he doesn't really want to throw them in the trash and allows people to come in and go to masturbate whenever they please.

By now, you think that Hentai is a very bad priest but it wasn't always like this. When his chapel was first built, people actually went in to pray and attend all that ceremonial stuff. However people began to frequent a competing chapel beside a teleportation dock.

In this time and day, teleportation docks were the fastest way to travel from place to place. Not many were built so they're very spaced from each other. They have little line-ups as well so they were frequently used. This caused Hentai's chapel to eventually become run down with no one coming in.

Hentai is a very respected young man and quite good-looking as well. Sometimes young girls come and look for him just for the opportunity to talk to him. But they're usually too scared to even touch the chapel's door because of rumours floating around about his rape crimes, but in the light of truth, they were just lies when he accidentally fell into a woman's cleavage.

Enough backstory, let's cut to the main story, shall we?

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Hentai sat in his office and spinned around in his chair with a lollipop in his mouth. He's been quite bored and had nothing of interest to do. Until, one day...

"Hello, is anyone in there?" A beautiful woman opened the chapel's doors and walked inside. "I'm here to meet the priest of this chapel, I'm supposed to validate you to see if you have the qualifications to still be a priest."

Hentai hid under his desk. He quietly muttered "Oh man" to himself over and over.

What's going to happen next? You're just going to need to keep reading to find out.

Translator Needed

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 19:04:26 +0000

Is there anyone here who can fluently read Japanese (kanji)? If so I have an idea that might help put Jihen on the map.

Great Teacher Onizuka

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 07:18:48 +0000

Read it. Or phail.

But in all seriousness a new spinoff series has been started recently. It's pretty good, especially if you're a fan of GTO or it's prequels.

Ff13

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 10:22:35 +0000

Is it good? That's my question for you guys here. I've heard a lot of mixed reviews, so I'd like to know whether or not it's any good. Truthfully. Who has played it here?

The Awesome Quotes Thread

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 10:18:50 +0000

Got a quote you'd like to share? Do it.

Woman: "Mr. Churchill, you are drunk."
Winston Churchill: "Madam, you are ugly. And what's more, I shall be sober in the morning."

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Woman: "If you were my husband, I'd give you poison."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband, I would take it."

Suppppppppppppp

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:53:58 +0000

itt: nobody remembers me or my username

I e-stalked my way here, sorry Artemisia
ps: CAN has adult forum pass please?

Who Wants Some?

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:36:05 +0000

Post your gamertags or steam accounts here so that we can fuck each other up in the wonderful world of gaming. =P

Steam - zomega
XBL GT - Lord Valance

So who wants to be the first to die?

Waddup

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:57:46 +0000

I think the topic about sums it up

Recent Changes.

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 06:43:06 +0000

I know I've made a lot of changes to the site recently. I was wondering if you guys would give me a little feedback as to what you think.

Have I been doing a great job as admin, or am I the worst admin ever? Also what do you think of the new layout of the front page? Is there anything you'd like to see me improve? Are you having any problems with the new system, learning it and whatnot?

Also what do you think of the rest of the staff? Anyone you think doing a terrible job? How can they improve? Let me know. PM me your response if you don't feel comfortable posting it publicly.

Olympic Hockey

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 02:49:21 +0000

YEAH, CANADA BEAT RUSSIA!

Css Help

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:47:49 +0000

Hey guys I have a question. It's been years (about 4 in fact) since I really worked with CSS, and even then I was never very good.

How do I make a box using CSS? Like I want to make boxes to hold all the info on the front page and yeah how do I make a box and put it over on the left hand side?

Mass Effect 2.

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:57:53 +0000

Game of the Year FOREVER.

'Least until 3 comes ouASSUMING CONTROL.

Ps. To tie this in with the whole "lolthisisananimesite": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54CL0KPMylc

What song are you currently listening to?

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 05:37:31 +0000

Title says it all! ^_^

R Kelly - Bump in Grind

Bleach just got awesome again.

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 04:29:13 +0000

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My God, it's just great.